My City February 2023

MYWEDDING

under all the lids on the buffet table to see what’s underneath. He tells Dingbat what’s on the menu and they both decide to get up and grab themselves something “before the cretins eat it all.”

drinks to enjoy while you wait for the meal to begin. Only go for the main dishes when YOUR table has been released by ushers and never before. And, by all means, never sample the wedding cake or dessert table until the appropriate time! SCENARIO: Dave gets to the reception and finds his seat, in dicated by his place card. He is feeling a bit peckish and goes off in search of available snacks. He finds cheese and crackers, and stops by the bar for a soda, heads back to the table and begins conversation with the family and friends there. Across the room, an eligible partner notices Dave’s attire and calm demeanor. “This guy is refined and handsome,” they think as they catch his eye while he later fills his plate in the dinner line. Doofus and Dingbat look for their place cards but cannot find them (surprise!). Undeterred, they sit at the table nearest the dance floor, taking up two places reserved for the groom’s family. Dingbat holds down the fort while Doofus gets them drinks from the open bar.This is what they came for, after all. On the way, Doofus snatches a cupcake from the dessert table and peeks

5. The After-Dinner Party

Well, you’ve made it so far with no gaffs or faux pas ... You are so close to victory. Follow these last couple of suggestions to get through the night unscathed. DON’T give an impromptu wedding speech or toast. First and foremost, you’re not that funny. If you are not asked to speak, stand down.That awkward anecdote from the past would steal the thun der from the best man or maid of honor.Worst yet, embarrassing either the bride or groom can be grounds for exile. You may however “tap your glass,” clap, laugh and reminisce with friends in private. Keep it classy, people! DO congratulate the lovely couple and thank them for the invitation. First, they made a big decision and put on a splendid

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